
I'm back from Tunisia but it wasn't without complete and utter frustration at Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris. I told myself I wasn't going to blog about this because, frankly, it's rather trivial and terribly embarrassing.
However, after listening to callers vent to the Director of Homeland and Airport Security on WAMC's VOX POP yesterday, I thought, why not mention my own fit of fury with airline travel.
My return trip home started out badly with a little boy kicking the back of my seat for three hours from Tunis to Paris. I was so tired. Twice I turned around to give the tot the evil eye and implore the parents to curb their kid but my pleas were met with indifference.
Finally, our plane lands at Charles de Gaulle airport. We had 1.5 hours to get to our connecting gate in the same terminal. Sounds easy, right? Wrong.

Having been to Paris twice and flown through this airport dozens of times, I can attest that Charles de Gaulle is not a friendly environment, in fact it's a downright miserable place to connect. It's too big, lacks direction, is always hot and noisy, has filthy bathrooms and the waiting areas are fixed with armrest chairs that prevent you from lying down.
But beyond all these inconveniences are security personnel that play favorites. Nepotism dominates this hub.
When I travel alone I'll spend hundreds of dollars more to avoid flying through here. This time I was on assignment and had no choice.
Security began hounding everyone for passports the second we landed. We went onto experience eight, yes eight, security passports checks including two metal detectors checks before boarding our connecting flight to JFK.
This much security is definitely
not typical however the attitudes of the French TSA who poke, prod and humiliate you is. Because of the Detroit bombing attempt on Christmas day everyone accepts the resulting aggressiveness of checkpoints and long lines. It's a necessary evil that hopefully guarantees our safety.
Our gate was in terminal 2E with other waiting aircraft leaving for cities in Northeast America: Dulles, JFK, Chicago and I think Logan. We had already been through an intense security checkpoint earlier so we were confused meeting up with two new queues.
Nobody could see that security was repeating itself, this time patting down jackets, berating you with questions, sifting every bag, parcel and backpack with a fine-tooth comb. But you had no way of knowing this until you reached the front of the line and this time it mattered if you were flying business, first or economy.
My journalist friend and I queued up in the wrong line (there were no signs) and didn't know until 10 minutes of waiting. Then I made the innocent mistake of asking security what we should do.
"Go to the back of this line, now" she demanded.
"But, we've already waited in this line for 10 minutes, it was an honest mistake and our flight is boarding right now" I said.
"Doesn't matter, back of the line, now!" she repeated.
My friend and I looked at the growing economy line and asked a group of six women if they would mind if we squeezed ahead of them. They didn't mind so we did. Big mistake. The control-ridden pit bull of a security girl saw what we did and tore into me.
"I told you to get back! You will go to the end of the line now or I'll call the authorities," she scolded.
"Well, if I go to the end of the line then my friend is coming with me," I said. After all, we were together.
"What friend? I didn't see anybody else with you" she said. "You butted into this line and you alone will go to the end of it!" she yelled.
Suddenly my so-called friend who is impossible not to notice - he's very tall, thin, bald and smiles a lot - was nowhere near me. "Don't pull me into this" was the last thing I heard him whisper before managing to surreptitiously separate himself from the looming cat fight.
The emotional and stubborn Scorpio in me held my ground.
"Arrest me if you have to but I refuse to go to the back of line without him," pointing to the coward who pretended not to know me. "It's not fair."
This was about principles not the stupid line. This was about partiality, control and dominance and I alone did not want to be an example of this young girl's obvious bias. The confrontation and tempers grew.
Be it a combination of sleeplessness, quarreling with a stranger or loss of a friend, all of it got the best of me and it was inevitable that I cry.
Yes, shamefully and disgracefully and without boundaries, I began to wail and bellow like a four year old child. It was a scene straight out of a soap opera. The shackles and handcuffs were minutes away and missing a flight home was not worth defending my position.
So, I tucked my tail between my legs and bowed my head in defeat and lumbered to the back of the line. While waiting for two hours (our plane was delayed because of security) I was humbled to hear dozens of stories of senseless and cruel treatment that has happened to others in airports. The days of airline equality, decorum and courtesy have obviously left the hanger.