"I'd like to thank the Academy"

The bride wore flips flops, a crown of flowers, and an embroidered linen shirt. The groom wore an untucked white button down shirt and sneakers. The bridesmaids wore anything they wanted. The family had 4 tons of Bostonian sand shipped in to build a beach where they wed in the backyard. The caterers served fresh steaming lobster and clam chowder. A nun proceeded over their poetic vows, read and wept aloud, in a ceremony that lasted all but 20 minutes. The honeymoon included backpacking in Nova Scotia for a week. For 2 Ph.D professor friends of mine, who met as freshmen at St.Lawrence University, I wouldn't have expected anything different. No formality, no stress and over in a few hours - isn't that the way it's suppose to be?
Boston is the birthplace of the nation’s freedom. It's full of colleges and universities, 17 and counting, including Harvard, the nation’s first college in 1636. It has the freedom trail, revolutionary landmarks and it's the first state to allow same-sex marriages. With it's democratic stronghold, it's no surprise that I should attend a conspiracy theory meeting instead of a ballgame at Fenway this past weekend. As preposterous as it seemed, I marveled at the legwork the ivy-league professors did to prove that 9/11 was caused by our Gov't and President Bush rigged the 2004 elections. The data was fascinating; graphs, charts and expert testimonials exhorting the evils of Bush, Cheney and Rove's world domination. They actually had me believing or maybe just questioning if there might be some truth to this. I was on the edge of my seat for hours, fear and panic festering slowly, political positions and belief systems being challenged. The meeting went beyond healthy skepticism and doubt for Republicans, these grassroots radicals were scarier than a Michael Moore Movie on steriods. I had had enough - Red Sox anyone?